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August 08, 2006
Happy Ronniversary To Us!
Yes, it's been exactly one year since our first post. As the staff of Ron Littlefield: Worst. Mayor. Ever. sat down today to contemplate our first year, it was with a sense of sadness for what should have been.
Yes, we ate ourselves sick on the Happy Ronniversary cake, but it was slim comfort. We should have been enjoying exciting new job prospects and civic harmony with our intelligent, hard-working, future-focused new mayor. Instead, we got Ron "Hissy-Fit" Littlefield. *sigh*
The champagne was bubbly, but its effervescence could not lift our spirits. We should have been marveling at the plans for the awesome new development on the Southside or Riverfront or Brainerd that our new mayor had lured to our city. Instead, we get the Homeless Hilton and self-congratulatory press releases (see "City of Chattanooga Goes Above and Beyond to Keep Public Housing Cool" chattanooga.gov 8/2/06. Seriously, read that piece of crap. Ron's need to degrade those whom better mayors have seen as partners is unprofessional and apparently unquenchable, not to mention very damaging to the public process of service delivery to lower income residents. Such poor judgment. Is there no one to put Ron's petulance in 'time out' when he has the urge to lash out so foolishly? Oh, how we miss SuperTodd). *sniff* *tear*
So while we lament that forward progress on the great work of revitalizing our city has come to a standstill, we can only hope that the hard work of previous mayors has cleared a path wide enough for the private sector to move forward on its own until we can get another hard-working, city-savvy mayor in office to continue the public/private partnership working toward making Chattanooga the best small city in the US of A.
*Wipes snotty face on well-worn Corker For Mayor t-shirt* Well, there's no time for tears; we've got fresh snark to produce in year two. We pledge to continue to mirror the tactics that Littlefield and his minions used to slime their way into power. Which means, you can look forward to more earth-scorching rhetoric and well, just about anything else, no matter how low-down, right Ron? Right Dale? Right Al? Right Paul?
A final thought. A frequent e-mailer sent this. Originally, we thought it was a bit over the top (which, for us, is saying something. I mean, hello, hyperbole is our stock in trade). But at it's heart, this website really is quite serious. The nastiness that Ron Littlefield employs as his stock in trade has damaged our city. In light of this comment, it is not enough to silently wait out four years:
"Where there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned."
Uh. Cheers.
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| By Billy Blades | 11:59 PM
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